So here's the deal.

I graduated from Berkner High School in Richardson (a suburb of Dallas, TX) in 1997. So did Jeremy Coon. Since then I've gone on to do a number of things. I went to community college for a year. I studied film at The University of Texas at Austin. I dropped out. I co-wrote and co-directed a musical that had a short, triumphant run in Austin. I made some short films, a couple of which got in festivals. I've had a bunch of media internships and some decent low-paying jobs. And I've written some blogs. What has Jeremy Coon done? Probably a bunch of lame stuff, but on top of that... he was the main producer of the smash hit Napoleon Dynamite. I have two years before our high school reunion. I know I'm better than Jeremy Coon. But in two years, I have to prove it. I have to beat Jeremy Coon.